The irony is not lost on me that I’m following the famously beach crawling Ozzie Wright in Guest editing Make My Daze. Yes it’s true, I’m not that keen on beach activities. I don’t like waves, neither does my heart. At 29 I don’t think cause of death heart attack from 10cm shore breakers is a good one. Don’t get me started on sand. I have pretty much almost died two times from incidences DIRECTLY related to the beach. Last summer I was tackled by a Sci Fi stylee creature that I’m pretty sure was commission by Steven Spielberg to film some sort of unwilling assault clip in which actors are not hired and unaware of the whole palava. Much like candid camera. I’ve been told this creature is a “Blue Bottle”. I am, of course, allergic. Near death #1.
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